10.

You're so vain, you probably think this license plate is about you;

9.

It's fun to watch people read your vanity plate, which many will misconstrue.

8.

It's easier to find vanitized vehicles in a crowded parking lot, so you won't whine;

7.

Vanitized ex-governors could find their vehicles easier with plates like this one: CLIENT-9.

6.

Vanitizing is the easiest way for a bald, overweight, middle-aged man to become a SUPR LVR;

5.

Vanitizing lets you tell everyone you're traveling UNDRCOVR.

4.

If you need a job, you could get this plate: HIRE ME;

3.

If you hate your job, you should get this plate: FIREME;

2.

If you want a spouse fast, you would get this plate: MARRYME.

1½.

Vanity plates are cheaper than tattoos and…

1.

you can remove them by taking out the screws!